WHAT THE STARS ARE NOT DOING

We'll keep these items short and sweet, like being kissed by a midget.

Elektra is no longer standing on Buddha's head.

Amitabh Bachchan will NOT hack down the tree blocking his office gates.

Steven Spielberg will not cast Japanese Prime Minister, Junichiro Koizumi, in new film!

Anthony Wong says Jay Chou is not an actor.