CHING SIU-TUNG WORKING FOR WORLD'S WORST DIRECTOR

Dr. Uwe Boll, the mind behind such flops as ALONE IN THE DARK and HOUSE OF THE DEAD, is on a mission from God to turn as many lame video games into as many bad movies as possible. His ouevre has even inspired a wonderful tribute website.

Now he is working on his latest POS, the movie no one has been waiting for: DUNGEON SIEGE. Based on the video game of the same name. He claims that the $60 million epic will star Leelee Sobieski and Ron Perlman. He says it is LORD OF THE RINGS meets BRAVEHEART. He also says that it blends HERO and HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS. He also just hired Hong Kong's Ching Siu-tung to do the action choreography. This is the man who did the action for HERO, A CHINESE GHOST STORY and SWORDSMAN 2. This isn't some Leelee Sobieski or Ron Perlman, this is a great artist. Working on an Uwe Boll movie.

Was that your pulse pounding or just your heart exploding?