THE PASSION OF THE COMMUTER

This link sends you to larger versions of this picture: a Japanese movie poster for THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST that might be the best image ever made for a movie.

Now I want a full-on Japanese remake of THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST where Jesus is lashed with soba noodles, text messages God from the cross to ask why he's been forsaken, and the twelve disciples are Bad Badtz Maru, Hello Kitty and the entire cuddly Sanrio family.

Is there anything that the Japanese can't do better?