TSUI HARK SO EXCITED TO MAKE A MOVIE HE CAN'T STOP

Tsui Hark can't stop shooting SEVEN SWORDS. Not only was his preferred cut of the 2 1/2 hour action film 4 hours long, but now he's saying that he's planning six (6) sequels. This is extremely innovative. Unlike other directors who will make many movies about different subjects and using different actors to tell different stories, Tsui Hark plans on just making the same movie over and over again until they pry his camera from his cold, dead fingers. It's like some kind of Gus Van Sant project gone horribly awry.

(Thanks to Monkey Peaches, yet again)