THE STARS ARE GETTING TOOTHACHES AND PAYING RENT

What are the stars doing in Asia?

If they're Sammi Cheng they're getting tooth infections and acting crazy.

If they're multilingual hottie Karen Mok, they're starring in the Taiwanese stage version of RENT.

If they're cute little Tony Leung Chiu-wai, they're announcing that they're going to appear in an unnamed Hollywood movie.

If they're Jackie Chan they're getting out of the stunt game before their knees turn to dust and appearing in a Derek Yee-directed drama called SHINJUKU STORY.

If they're not only Chow Yun-fat, but also Gong Li, they're announcing they'll appear in Zhang Yimou's next period drama, AUTUMN REMEMBRANCE. If they're just Gong Li then they're appearing in the MIAMI VICE remake with Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell.

If they're Lucy Liu then they're producing and starring in a Charlie Chan remake.

If they're the cute TWINS then they're dancing...EVEN WHEN THEIR FEET ARE SWELLING!!!