DESI IN THE GARDEN

Sepia Mutiny has a scorching analysis of Archie Panjabi's treatment in every critics' darling, THE CONSTANT GARDENER, followed by a real life look at a Pakistani femme fatale infiltrating the British High Commission in Islamabad using...gasp!...sex.

Panjabi played the older sister in BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM but SM regrets she's little more than a "desi Tonto" in GARDENER, and they point out that they don't even spell her name right in the credits.