JACKIE CHAN VIRTUAL REALITY WORKOUT

As Jackie Chan's film career winds down (you can't deny it) he's looking to other money-making opportunities and one of the weirdest is JACKIE CHAN STUDIO FITNESS. It's a video game system where the controller is the patented J-MAT!!! You run on the J-MAT while watching TV and doing things, virtually, that Jackie Chan can do, in actuality.

There's a game where you run through the streets and fight people and one where you juggle things, and the press release ominously promises more to come.

The point is to give you a workout, but the idea of Jackie Chan sneaking electronically into our homes and making us do things is a little unsettling. What they're not telling us about is the game where young starlets lie on the J-MAT and the virtual J-Man delicately massages their bodies while promising to put them in the movies.

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