THE PROMISE WEBSITE

Sure it's in Chinese, but THE PROMISE has a website up and Chen Kaige looks like he missed Fashion Week by just a few days. Giant costumes with enormous shoulders and tiny little human heads fight each other and everything looks too fabulous.

This will be the first Chinese film in which two designers engage in gravity-defying combat while wearing gold masks.

"I said distressed quilts worn as tunics!"

"I said chain mail halter tops!"

I seriously, seriously can't wait.