JAPAN'S TOE EATING CAT

Like a scene out of a Takashi Shimizu movie, only with more action and less staring, a cat in a Japanese nursing home has EATEN SOMEONE'S TOES! Earlier this month an elderly patient buzzed in the middle of the night, an attendant raced to her room...and discovered all the toes on her right foot had been chewed off...and swallowed! There were bloody paw prints on the windowsill and the next day, a "fat" black cat that was a regular in the nursing home was arrested when authorities discovered bloodstains around its mouth.

The cat is being held in police custody because now a bunch of vets are saying that a cat couldn't possibly do this.

"Cats get bored really easily. There's no way it could have chewed off all five toes, even if it was close to starvation. To have chewed them off, it would have had to have chomping away for ages. Your average cat's attention span will absolutely not hold for that long," says Sengoku Kasai, a Tokyo vet.

Oh yeah? Look at that cat on the right. Tell me that isn't a cat that's capable of anything. People, the animals have thrown down the gauntlet. This means WAR!