ANDY LAU IS ON YOUR TOILET

Andy Lau will be king of the world, and there's nothing you can do about it. And what does every king need? A throne. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Andy Lau Celebrity Endorsed Toilet (as seen in Shanghai).

 

This totally beats out Kelly Chen's toilet spray endorsement.

And in a bit of what I like to call "synergy" low level star Sonijia Kwok is heading to Mainland China for work. After being seen by the paparazzi going to the bathroom behind some trees, Sonijia vows that this time she will go to the toilets, no matter how far away they are. And, if she's lucky, they could be Andy Lau Celebrity Endorsed Toilets where she could answer the call of nature and get fired u about her career all at the same time.

(Thanks to Shanghai List for their keen reflexes)