BOLLYWOOD REMAKES FIGHT CLUB

I just picked myself up off the floor after seeing this one: a Bollywood remake of David Fincher's FIGHT CLUB. I can't figure out too much about the plot, but there's a RealPlayer trailer here which contains the immortal lines, "Everyone has their issues. But it can be sorted out. Welcome to Fight Club." Please let there be lots and lots and lots of musical numbers in this one.

IndiaFm gets all breathless ("In these times of feel-good films and light-hearted comedies, the punch of a full-fledged action flick was missing for quite some time.") and soft-headed ("Despite not superstars, the multi-starrer 'Fight Club', in a unique way, uses the youth brigade of Bollywood to its advantage."). Unique isn't the word I would have picked.

Presented with year-end remakes of MAN ON FIRE, OLDBOY and FIGHT CLUB, Bolly-fans tear out their hair.