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January 03, 2006

JAPAN'S TOE EATING CAT UPDATE

CatI'm sure everyone still has nightmares about the evil, toe-eating cat of Japan that we reported on last year. If you've blocked it out then close your eyes while I tell new readers about the cat monster that chewed off all the toes of an old lady in a nursing home and then was slated for death but being held in custody while authorities investigated.

Now...an update.

Apparently, veterinarians and police noticed that while the cat demonstrated absolutely no toe-eating tendencies while in custody, it also did not lick toes, sniff toes, or look at toes longingly and smack its little kitty lips. The cat now resides in an animal lover's home in Saitama.

As for the old lady with no toes? She's still in the hospital recovering from her life-threatening wounds. How did she get them? If it wasn't the cat (found with blood on its muzzle), then no one knows.

And again: the animals win.

January 3, 2006 at 11:45 AM in News | Permalink

Comments

It was likely an ancient Egyptian mummy, who walks the halls of the nursing home at night, sucking out old folks' lifeforces, and biting off toes.

Posted by: wisekwai | Jan 4, 2006 12:12:23 AM

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