JET LI CRIPPLED - SPENDS LIFE IN WHEELCHAIR

According to Jet Li, Jet Li has had a tough life and Jet Li was shocked to learn that Jet Li may (or may not, but probably may...let's say "might") spend his golden years in Jet Li's wheelchair because Jet Li hurt Jet Li's leg back in 1982 (I thought Jet Li broke Jet Li's leg in 1990 while shooting ONCE UPON A TIME IN CHINA, but I guess Jet Li would know more than me about Jet Li's leg).

All this Jet Li tragedy was revealed by Jet Li while he was speaking to students in Hong Kong, which probably made them reconsider their martial arts aspirations. According to Jet Li, doctors have been telling Jet Li (since Jet Li was 19) that he has damaged his body so much that he'll eventually be wheelchair bound.

"There’s a chance I have to face this problem eventually. It’s not 100%, but the rate of it happening is very high, increasingly high,” he said.

The world continues to hang on Jet Li's every word. If he and the increasingly damaged Jackie Chan wind up in the same nursing home I foresee a remake of CRIPPLED AVENGERS: THE TWILIGHT YEARS.