CHINA BLOOMING LIKE LADY DETECTIVES WITH SWOLLEN TESTICLES

Go and watch this short film from Sundance 2006. It's called HA HA HA AMERICA and besides being vulgarly amusing and having a hypno roboto soundtrack that shoots right into your brain's pleasure centers, it pleases all political stripes. Depending on where you come from it's either a slam on America, or it's a call for America to stand up and fight the "godless Chinese" who exploit its generosity. Either way, where else where you hear so much talk of the "fragrant monkey's tail"?

This is agitprop of the highest order - the director is an Anglo American who wrote the rant, had it translated into Chinese and then Russian and then back into English, hence the syntax (akin to the Japanese to English subtitles on the MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL dvd).