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February 24, 2006
DID THE DOG LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
Bollywood actress, Manisha Koirala (DIL SE, ESCAPE FROM TALIBAN), currently has a 12 man police detail assigned to protect her and her two Persian cats, Mischief and Morgan, from Muslim fundamentalists who are furious about her dog. A group of 50 Muslims marched on the police station and lodged a complaint over her dog's name, Mustafa, which they say is the name of their spiritual leader and they demand that the dog's name be changed immediately. Manisha also reports that she's received death threats over her dog's name. And this brings us to the crux of the matter:
She doesn't own a dog.
Manisha says she doesn't own a dog, named Mustafa or otherwise. The police sent an inspector to her house to see if they could smooth this over and they also discovered that she doesn't own a dog.
This hasn't cooled the jets of Sheikh Furkhan who is bringing the noise.
"Five neighbours in Beachwood Tower have seen Koirala take the pet dog for a stroll," he blusters.
And...and...and...even if she doesn't have a dog:
"Koirala is a Nepali citizen. So how can she purchase a flat in her name? I will be filing a suit against her and also take out a morcha to protest both the issues. She has to apologise to our community or face the consequences," Furkhan thunders.
Poor, poor Sheikh Furkhan. With no Danish cartoons to protest, this Keystone fundamentalist is the king of amateur hour. Could some more professional and polished Muslim fundamentalist give this guy some pointers?
February 24, 2006 at 08:30 AM in News | Permalink
Comments
Somebody better warn the remaining members of the rock group Queen lest someone pick up their album JAZZ and listen to the song "Mustapha".
Posted by: Rich Drees | Feb 24, 2006 8:58:43 AM
I read the name as "Mufasa" at first and was wondering when they'd picket Epcot Center.
Posted by: Tars Tarkas | Feb 24, 2006 10:48:00 AM