JACKIE CHAN VS. HAYAO MIYAZAKI

In the middle of a story about the final scene of PROJECT BB, the latest Jackie Chan flick, MonkeyPeaches reports that Jackie doesn't have a lot of love for the younger generation. The final scene, set in a prison, sounds quite funny but less funny are the reports that PROJECT BB is way over budget and over schedule.

That's usually a good sign on a Jackie Chan movie since longer and more expensive means he's doing bigger and better stunts. But in this case, Jackie blames the baby for the hold-ups. Bad baby! Jackie's son, Jaycee Chan, injured his back recently while filming a scene in a Mainland action film called PK.COM.CN. Jackie says, "Good," indicating that now Jaycee will understand how difficult it is to do stunts in movies.

I call for a new reality show where Jackie Chan, Hayao Miyazaki and their spawn, Jaycee and Goro, go on a father/son bonding trip together and hug a lot to dispel the negative cross-generational vibes.