"PERSONAL REASONS"

You heard it here first. Over two weeks ago we reported that the much loathed Bangkok International Film Festival director, Craig Prater, was stepping down. Reason: no one liked him, and not many people liked the festival, and he didn't seem to like the Thais and there was just a lot of negativity going around and it was harshing everyone's trip, man. Screendaily picks up the less-than-breaking news today and although they don't have the official statement yet, the official reason for Prater leaving is now being cited as:

Personal reasons.

What could these personal reasons be? Unrequited love? Male pattern baldness? Gassy bloating after heavy meals? Embarrasing foot odor? A love that is wrong? Your guess is as good as mine.