SALMAN KHAN: GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL, DO NOT PASS GO

I didn't think this would happenbut guess who spent last night in jail eating vegetable curry, plain bread, and holding onto a little pot of water? If you guessed "Salman Khan, Bollywood MegaStar" you're right.

Everyone thought his guilty verdict in the poaching case would result in a suspended sentence, but not so: Khan has been sentenced to five years in the slammer and is being treated pretty harshly by all accounts. He's in a separate cell for his own safety, but otherwise he's getting the regular guy treatment, including being denied a phone call to his mother who collapsed and was hospitalized after his sentencing.

But those savvy, cynical kids over at NaachGaana are speculating that this might wind up being good business for his latest film, SAWAAN - THE LOVE SEASON.

Look! There's Salman being escorted to the big house!