July 21, 2006


"They don't like the feel of cold hard steel on their butts," says a Japanese teacher, explaining why many of his students won't use his school's unheated toilet seats. But the greater problem is that "most of these boys simply have no idea how men are supposed to dispose of their bodily wastes," he says, lamenting that too much pampering is raising a generation of men who can't use a urinal, don't flush, and will only "go" on a fancy toilet.

Someone who does like the feel of cold hard steel on his butt is this cab driver, caught on video beating the tar out of a passenger who upchucked in the back of his cab. The passenger retaliates by hugging the cab driver tightly and pulling down his pants.

You'll feel like upchucking when you hear the new plans of Bruce Lee's family to drag a little more cash out of Lee's death. Brother, Robert Lee, says he and his sibs plan to release a book this November and then a movie showing people the "real" Bruce Lee. Stephen Shin will direct and Robert, Peter, Agnes and Phoebe Lee will all participate. Didn't Betty Ting-pei do this already?

Andy Lau squeezes Miriam Yeung's breast The big question is whether the Li'l Lees will squeeze money out of Bruce's corpse as hard as Andy Lau is squeezing Miriam Yeung's right breast in this photo? And how unhappy do Miriam's breasts make Andy? Look at his face - this is a man doing what a man must do. In an attempt to keep Andy happy and comfortable, Joey Yung reveals that she's lost weight recently and is now an A-cup.

Joey's cup-size isn't the only thing lost in Hong Kong, it turns out that Jackie actually did lose Jones, his dog, right before he got drunk and embarrassed himself at Jonathan Lee's concert. Maybe Jones had the good sense to run away in order to avoid having his ears stretched, but I think what really happened is that Jackie got rid of Jones and replaced him with this younger and softer Jones. Damn you, Jackie. Damn you all to hell.

July 21, 2006 at 01:25 PM in News | Permalink


Picture, say, Jackie Chan doing the exact same thing - sort of creepy, at least to me. But Andy Lau - pure smoothness.

Posted by: Rhythm-X | Jul 21, 2006 5:20:05 PM

No offense to Andy Lau, but that face he has on that pic seems to be the face that a gay guy would make if he lost a bet and had to cup a feel of a lady's breasts or he won't get to go out with the rest of the boys on Karaoke night and sing the entire WHAM! catalogue.

Not saying anything...just an observation. ;)

Posted by: the running man | Jul 21, 2006 6:20:19 PM

miriam was promoting her TWO BECOME ONE movie, asking male celebs their views on mastectomy & importance of self-exams for women.


but chuck that, i vote for shameless creepy gayness & public groping too...

Posted by: ed | Jul 21, 2006 9:14:48 PM

It is photoshopped, Andy Lau is a buddhist and every interview he gives shows he is class unlike Jackie chan, always has his ego in check and is humorous, though there is rumour that he is gay. Miriam Yeung is great in Two Become One, shows more promise as an actress and she is always funny.

Posted by: ANZ | Jul 21, 2006 11:16:04 PM

Gotta admit the picture is a little weird in that Andy would never be seen in public even touching a woman unless it's for a movie. The man is "Asexual" - which is really difficult for people to believe, but man having sex with animals, minors, and even vegetables has more credibility.

Posted by: razz | Jul 24, 2006 12:56:47 AM

The picture looks fake and photoshopped.

Posted by: oj | Jul 24, 2006 2:06:44 AM

What was wrong with the last Bruce Lee movie starring Jason Scott Lee? Also, wouldn't rights to Bruce Lee's story remain with his widow and daughter? How close was Bruce to his borthers.

Posted by: brad | Jul 24, 2006 12:58:12 PM

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