VALLEY OF THE WOLVES COMING TO AMERICA

Oy vey! Turkey's smash hit action movie, VALLEY OF THE WOLVES: IRAQ, that takes on the US forces in Iraq, and stars Gary Busey and Billy Zane, is coming to America! The ever-reliable master list of upcoming releases shows it slotted for a November 3 release from a US company called FilmMates.

I can't wait! Expect hundreds of boring op-ed pieces to sprout up in newspapers like toadstools. Maybe I can get on TV again!