STEPHEN CHOW HAPPY WITH EYELIDS

Ah, spin. A sharp-eyed reader sent in a link to a story that's an attempt by Stephen Chow's publicists to spin the news about Chow's freak-out when co-star in his new film, Zhang Yuqi, returned after a break in filming with new eyelids. Dude, she'd had plastic surgery! During filming! I'd freak out too.

Now a spokesperson for Chow's production company says, "Lies, lies, lies." And "She didn't have surgery." And "There wasn't even a break in shooting for her to have the surgery in." And "Her performance keeps getting better and better."

Oh dear. I don't believe that for a minute. You can read the spin in Chinese, too.