SANJAY DUTT CONVICTED; AISHWARYA RAI HITCHED?

It's a one-two Bollywood punch! Sanjay Dutt, one-time action star turned funtime comedian, was one of 123 people charged in the ten-year Mumbai Bomb Blast Case and this past week he was found guilty of illegally possessing weapons but not guilty of conspiracy. Having already spent 18 months in jail (with a four week bail to make some movies) Dutt is unlikely to get more jail time in his sentence, which will be handed down in December. Yay, Sanjay! You were a bonehead who stored weapons for criminals and got caught, but you didn't conspire to kill 90 innocent people.

And who really cares what Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan were seen at temples doing prayers with the whole Bachchan family at 3am?!? The prayers were for Amitabh's dad, but why was Aishwarya there? These are prayers usually only done by married couples, apparently. Then they hit another temple at 4:30am to do even more prayers. What's going on? Are they getting secretly hitched? The supposed Most Beautiful Woman in the World and the son of the Biggest Movie Star in the World? Can the world survive this?

(Thanks to Jennifer and Al for sending this in)