ABHISHEK & AISHWARYA GETTING MARRIED

See? The paparazzi was right again. Amitabh Bachchan, proud papa of Bollywood star Abhishek Bachchan, spilled the beans to the press on January 14th after the roka (engagement) ceremony at bride-to-be Aishwarya Rai's house. Abhishek and Aishwarya are currently starring together in the inexplicably well-reviewed GURU right now (which is the biggest onscreen celebration of polyester since SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER) and they're going to also be starring in several upcoming films together including Ram Gopal Varma's sequel to his hit crime flick, SARKAR, and a new movie produced by the unstoppable Karah Johar in 2007. Beyond that they're intent on driving the paparazzi crazy by acting like their impending nuptials are no big deal.

(See the Times Square premiere of GURU with Aish and Abhishek in da house)