JET LI WANTS TO RAISE A BABY WITH YOU

Seriously. He does. Listen to him on his new blog:

"I'm just like a newborn baby's father with no idea how to raise the child...So let's raise it together.

Together we can raise this child. I think I am the father.

Let's start from the first day. From today's blog we will start to nurture this child. I hope this child one day can walk, run, and jump! What do you think? Do you agree? I'll leave this for you to think about today."

Whoa. Jet Li is my baby daddy? I generally prefer taller men, but okay.

Actually he's talking about his foundation, The One Foundation, which sort of sounds creepy like some kind of global domination religion from a 70's movie, but is actually the relief organization he's founded with the Red Cross and that he flogs mercilessly on his new blog that he's writing during the filming of CI MA.

A lot of the blog is about how cold it is on the set, getting snacks from Takeshi Kaneshiro, and what a bad actor he thinks he is. Read it. And maybe make a donation too. It's kind of sweet that Jet Li wants to snuggle up to all of us this way.